Suddenly, a nearby office door was opened and out came Miss Pauling herself who seemed rather excited with the thought of a new weapon. "Miss Pauling says she needs it for testing" replied Demoman. "Why are you even bringing one of those things anyway?". "Hey! At least he wasn't beating it off to you!" said the rainbow headed athlete. "Then you and I share the same cursed knowledge". "So you also know the truth, do ya, lass?" he asked to which Rainbow Dash replied with a nod. The rainbow headed athlete cringed at the sight, notifying the Scottish cyclops of her condition. Sitting next to her was the Demoman who for some reason was holding a jug of mad milk. Rainbow Dash found herself in a general office, hoping to get a lawyer to put Scout in H jail or at least give him a restraining order. How fitting that this thread ended in November Grace has been over for a while now, this can be added. "Hey! It's an action figure of pony me!" she said before finally realizing it, her cheery tone immediately fading "Scout, this isn't milk, is it?" She immediately recognized it upon looking at it up close. She then noticed in the corner of her eye, a tiny toy flowing out of the bottle. "Why is this so sticky?" Rainbow Dash asked herself while raising her leg, the liquid sticking to her shoes. The liquid within flowed slowly as Scout desperately tries to clean up the mess. "No no no NO! DON'T TOUCH IT!" said the mercenary, accidentally knocking the bottle to the ground and causing it to shatter. "Hey, is that milk? Can I have some?" she asked before taking the bottle. I've wasted twice the ammo I'm given"Īs he was rummaging through, the rainbow headed athlete couldn't help but notice a glass bottle filled with white liquid within. "Mann.Co would kill me if I stay another week. yeah" replied Scout, currently searching for something in his locker. And with that, her team match has ended and her team scored a win. The rainbow haired athlete had already finished the circuit, stepping on her original spot tauntingly. The pitcher's team scrambled to grab the ball, with one of them finally getting their hands on it and. This time the ball flew low, landing on the ground and rolling away. The whistle was soon blown and the ball was quickly thrown. Rainbow Dash snagged the bat, positioning herself on the spot. Scout simply gave them a salute as his team coach called him, prompting to back away before handing over his bat to next batter. Scout let out a long laugh directed at the enemy team, prompting them to change their pitcher, a big student with muscular arms. The crowds cheered as the announcer yelled "HOME RUN!". With a decisive swing, the baseball goes flying out the arena. Medic erases their memory of this incident : 0 Scout is restricted to Mad Milk and Sandman, both already usableįight takes place in a locker room, 10 meters apart Also there's been a surge of Scout matches and I wanna capitalize on it to keep up the streak. After years of putting his sploodge on the grind, his long-awaited destiny was finally realized.After how terribly the last TF2 vs MLP match went, you'd think I wouldn't try it again. This failure, however, did not stop him from chasing his destiny, and he started anew. Apparently, he had plans to bury the jar when it was full and it smelled like "200 rotting corpses". He then made a thread on 4chan's mlp/ board, announcing that his experiment was a failure. Now his jizz was brown and caramelized, and there were brown stain lines where the cum had sunken due to its solidification fused to the jar as well as on the figurine. However, one night, he left his cum jar on top of a radiator that was interconnected to a furnace boiling his cum with both the jar and the MLP figurine inside it a fate not even Hitler would wish upon anyone. According to the Danish brony behind the project, he was inspired by 4chan's infamous Cum Collector and soon started a new cum collection of his own, but with a twist: being a filthy brony, he placed a figurine of Rainbow Dash inside the jar.ĭay in day out he filled the jar, little by little. The Pony Cum Jar Project (also known as the MLP Cum Jar) was a 4channer's little home project, which involved placing a My Little Pony figurine inside of a jar, and then filling said jar with his own jizz.
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